when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”
you’re in a clown car with
a beautiful boy and
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the comments on this banana bread recipe go crazy
for everyone in the notes asking for the recipe, i found it, it's this one:
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something
favorite type of dynamic is ohhh theyre silly and fun <3 and then you think about it a bit more and start crying
miss atomic bomb
